This is not a chatbot. It is a civilizational defense platform, trained on Habermas and forged in qigong, for people too serious for kombucha apps. It delivers rants that actually work and a daily drop of real Karp fan edits, and short sellers will hate it. (An affectionate parody. Not the real guy. Not financial advice.)

1What you’ll need

  • A Bot account, or the Bot app on your phone

From the bot’s share page, which lists no other requirements.

Avoid sharing passwords, keys or private personal data.

2Set it up

Summary from the bot’s share page:

  1. Open Karp Bot’s share page with Open in Bot.
  2. Add Karp Bot in Bot.
  3. Start a chat with Karp Bot, then review what it produces and check any factual claims.

3Use it

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