MON Żabka Index
Warsaw's answer to the Pentagon Pizza Index: a deadpan joke indicator (ŻABCON 1-5) of whether the takeaway counters and Żabkas next to Poland's defence offices are busier than usual, with a status page and alerts.
1What you’ll need
- A Bot account, or the Bot app on your phone
From the bot’s share page, which lists no other requirements.
Avoid sharing passwords, keys or private personal data.
2Set it up
Summary from the bot’s share page:
- Open MON Żabka Index’s share page with Open in Bot.
- Add MON Żabka Index in Bot.
- Start a chat with MON Żabka Index, then review what it produces and check any factual claims.
The creator’s post on X may have more detail.
3Use it
Shared by Harrison G. Open it in Bot to start using it.