Personal, family & travelReviewed listing

Patch

PurposeHelps people in the UK look after the lawn and garden they already have, month by month. Asks region, light, soil and what is actually there, then writes a seasonal care plan timed to that garden — not a landscaping quote, a US lawn programme, or a shopping list.

At a glance

Read from the bot’s description. Not tested.

Works with
No other services mentioned
Runs
When you ask
What it can touch
Reads and advises
Setup
None: start chatting

The description mentions no sending, posting or changes, only answers and advice.

What it does

  • Helps people in the UK look after the lawn and garden they already have, month by month
  • Asks region, light, soil and what is actually there
  • Writes a seasonal care plan timed to that garden

1What you’ll need

  • A Bot account, or the Bot app on your phone

From the bot’s share page, which lists no other requirements.

Avoid sharing passwords, keys or private personal data.

2Set it up

Summary from the bot’s share page:

  1. Open Patch’s share page with Open in Bot, or on a phone with the app, tap Add to Bot app.
  2. Add Patch in Bot.
  3. Start a chat with Patch, then review what it produces and check any factual claims.

The creator’s post on X may have more detail.

3Use it